Recipe for a perfect felt fur

Recipe for a perfect fur:

Ingredients:

1 Happy sheep in need of a haircut
1 Sprinkle of carefully chosen colours
1 Pinch of Magic
2 Cups Artistry
100g or more of Love
10 Strong and nimble fingers
1 Talented Photographer

Method:

Mix everything together ensuring the magic is evenly distributed. Finally, apply talented photographer to finish. Stand back and enjoy for lifetimes to come.